Forum Game: Story by Five Words

[ramblinjorn]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm

 

[Enivlens]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man.

 

[ramblinjorn]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who

 

[Maurice Raptor]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my

 

[ramblinjorn]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I

 

[Maurice Raptor]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from

 

[ramblinjorn]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid

 

[Maurice Raptor]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from

 

[ramblinjorn]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I

 

[Enivlens]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I, to say the least, didn't

 

[ramblinjorn]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I, to say the least, didn't realize who was yelling until

 

[Zheyno]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I, to say the least, didn't realize who was yelling until they came with ice cream

 

[ramblinjorn]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I, to say the least, didn't realize who was yelling until they came with ice cream and were accompanied by the

 

[Enivlens]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I, to say the least, didn't realize who was yelling until they came with ice cream and were accompanied by the penetrating cries of scared turkeys.

 

[ramblinjorn]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I, to say the least, didn't realize who was yelling until they came with ice cream and were accompanied by the penetrating cries of scared turkeys. They asked "Why didn't you

 

[Zheyno]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I, to say the least, didn't realize who was yelling until they came with ice cream and were accompanied by the penetrating cries of scared turkeys. They asked "Why didn't you use a plane to fly?”

 

[ramblinjorn]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I, to say the least, didn't realize who was yelling until they came with ice cream and were accompanied by the penetrating cries of scared turkeys. They asked "Why didn't you use a plane to fly?”
"I couldn't find one." I

 

[Enivlens]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I, to say the least, didn't realize who was yelling until they came with ice cream and were accompanied by the penetrating cries of scared turkeys. They asked "Why didn't you use a plane to fly?”
"I couldn't find one." I said, staring at his feet.

 

[Zheyno]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I, to say the least, didn't realize who was yelling until they came with ice cream and were accompanied by the penetrating cries of scared turkeys. They asked "Why didn't you use a plane to fly?”
"I couldn't find one." I said, staring at his feet.
"No matter, we got hoverboards!"

 

[ramblinjorn]

Today, I have become the new member of the Runaway Five. My goal is to become an inspiration to the beautiful Venus, whom I love. I hope no one licks my toes while I perform this song. However, considering what happened yesterday, the theater may be full of cows. You see, Chad is going to troll me because I lost the Skyrunner in a street race. Oof. I just wanted to go see the world's largest kaleidoscope but I guess not. Instead, I have to perform for Porky's family and their friend Ness, who I recognize from that one bank heist in Twoson two years ago. I don't think he even wants money, but he still did commit multiple war crimes in Winters after his dog was put down. It was a brutal carnage, I can't believe that little girl picking flowers had to suffer because of that truant troublemaker’s terrorism. The entire country was absolutely obliterated and Ness got away with those horrendous acts against humanity just because his friends all needed toothpaste from the local Annoying Old Party Man, who died using his wheelchair to do a trapeze stunt. But, the dark deed is done. Now Ness stares at me every time I leave home, and Porky made a sign that reads the cruel message: "Goodbye losers! Spankety spankety spankety!" Astonished by the pig’s imprudence, I ran from home to see if anyone tampered with Robotnik's mean bean machine, luckily no one had, which made my idea to become a [[BIG SHOT!]] and Runaway Five member much more real than I imagined.

"Yo BIG SHOT!" Someone yelled.
I flinched in shock. "What in Lord Giygas’s name are you going to do with the mean bean machine, peasant?!"
They showed their face. "I'm extremely allergic to beans, man." They looked like someone who would like to break my hands and feet while I slowly recite deppresive poems from my days as a stupid and edgy goth kid from a swamp near Twoson. I, to say the least, didn't realize who was yelling until they came with ice cream and were accompanied by the penetrating cries of scared turkeys. They asked "Why didn't you use a plane to fly?”
"I couldn't find one." I said, staring at his feet.
"No matter, we got hoverboards!" I'd never seen a hoverboard