140 ESDS Demo Shopping Quotes

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Shopping Quotes

-Inquiring on purchasing

-Response after purchasing


Escargo Express:

Player’s Television:

1: “Well since you switched over to a Happy Box, perhaps you won’t be needing this back.”

2: “Really, but what are you going to do with two television sets? I guess you can donate one of them.”


Player’s Phone:

3: “Remember the days you had been so attached to the house phone, that you had forgotten to save on your own?”

4: “Enjoy your telecommunication obsession and here, have this old family phone book, as well. It’s barely filled-out, but now that you’re an adult, perhaps you could keep a collection of the various phone numbers that you come across, for future reference.”


Player’s Shirt:

5: “You’ve outgrown this, but I’m sure if you’re feeling nostalgic that you can refit it on your current build.”

6: “Blue and Yellow makes Green for me.”


Player’s Bike:

7: “Faster than walking, slower than teleporting. Only fits one.”

8: “Fancy on taking a ride around Onett sometime?”


Sound Stone:

9: “The great Sound Stone that you yourself said served no practical purpose in the defeat of Giygas, despite all the hardship.”

10: “Sold. You must have quite an insatiable urge to listen to the one song, again and again.”


Receiver Phone:

11: “A one-way communication device made by the well-renowned Apple Bro, when he was formally known as Apple Kid.”

12: “Despite it’s uselessness, I bet it will be worth a lot of money one day, so don’t fret that you lost money on this buyback.”


Teddy Bear:

13: “A sweet, cuddly, Teddy Bear. Perhaps you can give it to someone special…”

14: “Here. Now don’t ruin it with opponent attacks like before.”


Rope:

15: “A rope has many uses, you can tie it in a knot, you can use it to climb, and you can even use it to take your own life.”

16: “Kidding about using it to end yourself, that rope we sold you should only be used for productive use. Don’t be stupid with it.”


Megaphone:

17: “You’re can be quite quiet sometimes, this will allow your voice to be heard.”

18: “Glad you took the purchase, but whatever you do, don’t use it to wake me up at night, or else you’ll regret it.”


Desktop Computer:

19: “A bit slow and tedious to operate, but if you can adapt to it’s functionality, you could create all sort of games on it.”

20: “I look forward to seeing what sort of accomplishment you’re able to make with this unit.”


Hand Radio:

21: “This is like the Receiver Phone, but actually practical in use.”

22: “Here, now remember not to hack into another’s communication as that could land you into hot water, if caught.”


Water Pressure Pump:

23 “On hot days like these, it would be really stupid to forgo the importance of drinking cold water.”

24: “Once you get it set up, could you spare me a sip of the delicious cold water that pours?”


Baseball Bat:

25: “Weren’t you associated with baseball once, or did you just carry a bat to smack animals around?”

26: “Now that you possess the bat once more, could you perchance smack a tigress for her fur? I sort of want a new warm coat come this winter.”


Baseball:

27: “Are you ready to play ball?”

28: “You are now the proud owner of 108 double stitches.”


Softball:

29: “Interested in buying Baseball’s better half, the Softball?”

30: “Thanks, but don’t be trying to start a softball league at 78 cents on the dollar.”


Football:

31: “A football. Not to be confused with the type of foot-kicking-ball found outside of Eagleland.”

32: “Come here now, I’ll hold the ball and you can kick it. I will totally not pull it away, as it’s already in your inventory.”


Red Ribbon:

33: “I hear red ribbons go well with volunteering events.”

34: “Be careful with applying to much red to an outfit, as it might draw to much attention.”


Blue Ribbon:

35: “I hear blue ribbons look good at game shows.”

36: “I find myself trusting more in those who’ve covered themselves in the hue of blue.”


Dinner Reservation Voucher:

37: “Thinking about treating your girlfriend to a fancy dinner?”

38: “Here you go, stud. I hope you two enjoy the dining atmosphere!”


Chocolate Tasting Ticket:

39: “Got some time to treat your girl with a feast of varying chocolate delights?”

40: “Mmm chocolate… I’m jealous how you spoil her so…”


Runaway Five Concert Tickets:

41: “‘Member, The Runaway Five? Don’t you want to see them again?”

42: “Better go see them now, before they run off to another venue.”


“Phantom” Concert Tickets:

43: “Can’t go wrong with seeing such a high rated theatre performance with your girl.”

44: “Try to enjoy in it’s whole, as I know you can sometimes lose interest in something quickly.”


Ordinary Dress:

45: “I sense a look of blissful nostalgia coming from your eyes, when you peer upon this dress.”

46: “Don’t get too excited now in rushing to play dress up with your girl.”


Diamond Ring:

47: “Quite a bit of an expensive purchase, are you really ready to move forward with marriage this early on in your life?”

48: “Wow. That’s a lot of cash you have! You got my blessing, now got surprise her, tiger!”


PSI Imagine Crystal:

49: “There’s something awfully magical coming from this mysterious crystal’s aura.”

50: “I could only dream what experience that this crystal can produce with the one that you love.”



McDoges: Fast Foods:

Burger:

51: “Try our acclaimed Doge Burger! One bite and you will taste the magic!”

52: “Here you go, all wrapped up in one of our cozy bags.”


French Fries:

53: “Ah, le moist délicieuses frites.”

54: “Est bien? Le plaisir du gout c'est, amour.”


Chicken Nuggets:

55: “Better than your mother’s cooked nuggets.”

56: “Here poking out of our little box. The dips are in the back, in case you are wondering.”


Cheesy Fries:

57: “Would you like Fries, but with Cheese…?”

58: “Here’s the good food, that will make you grow up big and plump.”


Milkshake:

59: “Our milkshakes bring the boys to the store. And they're like, “Could I sip some more?””

60: “A milkshake fresh from the nozzle, be wary now, you’re prone to freeze if you slurp it all up at once.”



University Park’s Groundskeepers Shack (Borrowable Equipment)

Watering Can:

61: “Got some fresh flowers you need to hydrate?”

62: “Here you go, already filled with up with water from the hose.”


Garden Shovel:

63: “Need something planted?”

64: “Here you go. It is a bit small for burying large objects, but it should be enough for most gardening needs.”


Wrench:

65: “Need a screw tightened?”

66: “Keep an eye on the type of screw you’re going to twist, the wrench may have to be adjusted to accumulate for it’s size.”


Spray Bottle:

67: “Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and I’m confident that even Gods keep their spaces clean.”

68: “Give it a good squeeze when you first use it, to restart it’s air flow for a healthy spray.”


Plunger:

69: “It’s handy if you need a toilet unclogged. Otherwise….”

70: “Here, take of your problem quick, before the reek incites more pressing issues.”


Shears:

71: “Snip. Snip.”

72: “Here, careful not to snip your pinkie off.”


Soup Ladle:

73: “Goes great with soup.”

74: “What kind of soup are you making? My favorite is Watermelon Bique, although a lot will find that not counting.”


Bag of Concrete:

75: “Got a hole you need to fill up?”

76: “Here, worst you can do is get yourself permanently stuck, but otherwise it’s harmless.”



Hipster Cafe

Green Tea:

77: “A tea brewed with herbal leaves from the fields of the orient.”

78: “If your tongue turns green from drinking it, you’re obviously not drinking it correctly.”


Latte:

79: “Do you need an quick energy boost?”

80: “Don’t think about the taste at first, as once you’re on caffeine, you’ll be drinking it the rest of your life.”


Herb Cake:

81: “Looking for cake that signals your virtue?”

82: “Here, I heard from the others that it’s taste fine and totally edible, if you decide to eat it.”


Bubble Gum:

83: “Do you like chewing, but don’t like consuming? Well here’s the stop gap for you.”

84: “Here’s a few pieces of edible rubber. Enjoy.”


Sushi Roll:

85: “It’s not real fish, nor real rice, but it is imitates just as well.”

86: “You get to try the excellent taste of Nipponese cuisine right here in Onett. How grateful you should feel, towards us delivering you this cultural experience in-house!”



Onett Bakery

Loaf of Bread:

87: “Our bread is ranked the best in Onett!”

88: “Right out of the oven and sliced to your liking.”


Bagel:

89: “If you decide to purchase a bagel, I can add spread of cheese, jam, or butter for you on the house.”

90: “I hope you find delight in your bagel purchase.”


Tortilla:

91: “You can fold it, roll it, rip it, or even enjoy it how it comes.”

92: “Would you like some salsa along with your purchase?”


Pizza:

93: “For a limited time, try our Bakery Pizza!”

94: “I suppose for you that it’s “Pizza Time!””


Chocolate Donut:

95: “The Chocolate Dream of Cream awaits your purchased bite.”

96: “Delight in the scrumptious taste of cocoa.”


Blueberry Donut:

97: “Made with real blueberries that have been processed into a jell, then spread onto a crisp dough.”

98: “Watch out on not getting it on your shirt, those blueberry stains don’t come off.”


Strawberry Long John Donut:

99: “The delicious berry pastry of the pirates.”

100: “Soon you will be tasting…something sweet.”


Glazed Donut:

101: “The traditional donut, with the hole displayed in all it’s glory.”

102: “Be careful not to accidentally stick a finger through the packaging when clenching it on it’s side.”



Extra Dialogues

Intro-Escargo Express:

103: “Welcome to the Escargo Express, once paid storage, now a functioning store, now what is it that you wish to buy?”

104: “We recently updated our catalogues with new items that you can purchase, how can we help you today?”

105: “Brother, it’s been too long since you last shopped here, we missed you. Now how is it that we can help you?”


Intro-McDoges:

106: “Welcome to McDoges’s, how may we serve you today, dear customer?”

107: “Welcome to McDoges’s, the home for Double Doges and Silly Approaches, how can we make your day, dear customer?”

108: “Welcome to McDoges’s, we’re running a special for the new “Regular Burger” meal from our new pig associates, how else may we serve you today?”


Intro-Groundskeeper Shack:

109: “Welcome to the University Park’s Groundskeeper Shack! Here in this humble remote closet, you shall find all sort of tools that you can borrow for free.”

110: “I see that you got yourself comfortable coming in and out of the shack. No bother, I love the company that you bring to my day.”


Intro-Hipster Cafe:

111: “Welcome to the Counter Culture Cafe, the number one place for providing edible social justice to our revolutionary friends.”

112: “Despite the ongoing controversies, the Counter Culture Care is still operating strongly during these bigoted times.”


Intro-Onett Bakery:

113: “Welcome to the Onett Bakery, my daughter will be right with you.”

114: “Pardon me for waiting. We just recently took out a brand new batch of bread from out of the oven. How may we cater you today?”

115: “Bless you for coming. How may I suit your dough-related needs.”


Not having enough money-Escargo Express:

116: “Stop being a deadbeat and go get some dough, bro.”

117: “Okay. I don’t know if you know this, but you lack the cash to pay for that.”


Not having enough money-McDoges:

118: “Umm…sir? You don’t have the money to pay for that meal.”


Not having enough money-Hipster Cafe:

119: “Are you trying to mock this establishment by coming in without money?”


Not having enough money-Onett Bakery:

120: “I’m sorry, but that’s not enough to cover the purchase.”


Leaving without buying-Escargo Express:

121: “Leaving without buying anything? Well shoo!”

122: “Take care, bro.”


Leaving without buying-McDoges:

123: “Maybe a salad would be better then?”

124: “You already leaving? Are our prices too expensive for you?”


Leaving without getting anything-Groundskeeper Shack:

125: “Leaving so soon…”

126: “See ya around. But try to return what you had already borrowed next time.”


Leaving without buying-Hipster Cafe:

127: “Great. Waste my time why don’t you?”

128: “Yeah, that person you’re looking for isn’t here. Moron.”


Leaving without buying-Onett Bakery:

129: “Are you sure you don’t want a free sample?”

130: “Did you just come to smell the fragrance of the freshly cooked pastries?”


Leaving after buying-Escargo Express:

131: “Thanks for supporting within the family in these dark times!”

132: “Would you like a bag with that purchase?”


Leaving after buying-McDoges:

133: “Woof! Woof! And have a Great Day!”

134: “Thanks for stopping by!”


Leaving after getting something-Groundskeeper Shack:

135: “Is that all? Don’t forget to return it after you’re done with it.”

136: “See ya around...”


Leaving after buying-Hipster Cafe:

137: “You’re doing the community a great service with your purchase.”

138: “You are the change we need for Onett. Have a Green Day!”


Leaving after buying-Onett Bakery:

139: “Thank you for supporting my Father’s Bakery! It means a lot!”

140: “May you be blessed with a wonderful day!”
 
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