An EarthBound X Metal Slug Parody #2 (The Wasp Allergy) Starring: Fio Germi, Doctor Saturn, and Giga Saturn

Doctor Saturn has found the results of Fio's allergy, which is against a wasp. A wasp is any insect of the narrow-waisted suborder Apocrita of the order Hymenoptera which is neither a bee nor an ant; this excludes the broad-waisted sawflies, which look somewhat like wasps, but are in a separate suborder. And so Doctor Saturn knocked Fio's house while she read the news.

Doctor: ''Madam, I have found the result of your allergy. It turns out you are allergic to wasps.''

Fio: ''Well that sucked but I closed my windows. I am safe here, but why do I suddenly feel a slight breeze? Explain!''

Doctor:'' I would recommend you to look at your right and find out.''

Fio turns to her right and sees her kitchen wall broken. She sees Giga Saturn standing outside.

Giga Saturn: ''Well, I accidentally crushed the half of Saturn Village...''

Fio: ''Now that sounds screwed. And close my kitchen wall back before an insect comes!''

Then Fio did not expect an annoying yet dreadful guest flying into her house. It is a wasp, the wasp lands on Fio's dining table.

Fio: ''Accursed wasp!''

Fio hits the wasp on the table but the wasp dodges it and flies around Fio's head. Fio breathes deeply in fear, she fears that the wasp will land on one of her slippery cheeks. The wasp lands on her right cheek, staring at him and..... Fio got stung by a wasp and screams loudly yet hysterically.

Fio: ''I AM SCREWED! GET ME TO YOUR HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I DIE DOCTOR! Are any fees charged?''

Doctor: ''No, it is free, I am a multitasking practicioner.''

FIN
 
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